It’s a perfectly natural thing to eat, insects. Though the enlargement gun’s primary function does not preclude, I suppose, diversifying what exactly it enlarges. I’ve admittedly given very little thought to that prospect. There are plenty of spiders, arachnids, to go round, as well. Those and rats, I guess. You can eat rats, if you like. I won’t. Not with all the insects in the world to be tasted. Did you know there are literally hundreds of different kinds of insects, perhaps even multiple hundreds of kinds?

I haven’t even begun to experiment on maggots and other insect larvae. Just imagine the possibilities that lay ahead.

Of course there really isn’t any science involved in dispatching the insects once they’re enlarged. Shotguns and chainsaws and small explosives, in accordance with proper safety measures vis-à-vis each weapon’s use, are more than enough to take down even the largest cockroaches you inadvertently enlarged too greatly.

In the future, with generous grants from generous men and women like yourselves, it might be possible to build an insect slaughtering chamber that’s an improvement over the ad hoc one I’ve built in my unfinished basement laboratory. For now, I dare to dream.

Yes, then, People of Earth, that concludes the lecture. Time for a little Q&A.

All right, then, you sir, yes, the man drinking from a fly’s vagina.